i want to take bubble baths with you
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
So I keep seeing all these motivational finals posters with hot actor/model dudes so I decided to make one with my cute musician nerd dude. You’re welcome.
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
cAN W E TALK ABOUT HO W TINY AND SMALL AND CUDDLY LOUIS LOOKS AN D HOW HE ACTUALLY FIT SIN JUST A TWO SEATER SOFA
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
The biggest shock of Paris’s spring-summer 2014 fashion shows came on the otherwise calm and gentle Nina Ricci catwalk, when two topless activists from protest group Femen crashed the podium.
Grabbing a startled model making her way down the catwalk, they screamed “fashion fascism,” with words decrying the sexualization of the modeling industry written in make-up. One had “Fashion dictaterror” scrawled on her naked torso, the other “Model don’t go to brothel.”
One British model, Liverpool-born Hollie-May Saker, was caught in the middle, with the protesters brushing against her lamé-and-lace skirt.
“The next thing I just see half-naked women with black marker pen scrawled across their bare chests and that’s when she came at me….As she grabbed my arm she lifted my skirt exposing me – I pulled my arm back with such force that I landed a punch square on her nose,” Saker told the Echo. (Photo: AP Photo/Jacques Brinon)
So, to fight back against the sexualization of the modeling industry, these women assaulted a model and forcibly exposed her?
Protip: You’re not fighting a patriarchal system by assaulting women and exposing them against their will.
I have literally never heard of a positive thing done by Femen. Seriously. They need to stop. First the blatant Islamophobia, and now this? Really?
If your idea of feminism includes racist bullshit and attacking women who don’t conform to your exact image of a feminist, guess what? You’re a complete asshole and you’re misrepresenting feminism as a whole.
I *hate* Femen. Literally they are the reason feminism is viewed in a bad light. They’re the Westboro Baptist of feminism and I can’t stand it.
Femen is run by a man who chose ‘pretty girls’ on purpose, abuses them, and does it to try and get laid. All from his mouth. It’s a bullshit organisation.
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
"I don’t care how you did it, I want to know why.”
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU JOHN WATSON
Introducing Mary Morstan and the mornstauche
I think Mrs. Hudson will be happy to have some girl company. But overall, I’m sure it’ll be good to have Sherlock
still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth
Niall and Harry volunteering at a daycare.
#sitting on the ground covered in a sea of kids#harry braiding some little girl’s hair#while three kids sit around him coloring in his tattoos#Niall is painting a little boy’s face#and teaching a group how to count to 10 in spanish#then chaos erupts
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities